No matter how old you are, farts are still one of those topics that cannot be discussed in public without regressing in the days of prepuberty, when gas was often accompanied by the phrase “pull my finger”.
At school, a well-placed fart was like a deadly weapon, capable of clearing a classroom faster than the recess bell on Friday. You then became something of a cult figure known for farting so vehemently that it was cool.
However, as you get older and find yourself in a meeting or on a first date, farting is something every muscle in your body is fighting against, especially if it leaves a foul odor. Fortunately, it seems that a group of people has found a neat way to get rid of the smell that follows a fart.
The FartVac is a fart vacuum cleaner that reduces the stench of gas with an air pump system and carbon filter. If you are wondering how such a contraption works, the website states the following:
“The FartVac removes farts from under your clothes thanks to the filter and activated carbon technology. Typically, farts are trapped by our clothes for about five seconds before escaping. This is when FartVac can remove and filter them ”.
However, don’t put it in your you-know-what. A legal warning advises that the product is for external use only and should not be inserted into any part of the body.
“The FartVac is the world’s first suction and filtering system for farts. With a hand-operated air pump and activated carbon filter, the FartVac reduces the stench of gas.
“By taking responsibility and trying to reduce the odor from your farts, you can now fart without shame.” No need to fight against nature and hold back the gas! Appreciate the natural functions of your body. “
It seems that the sale of the FartVac is geared towards those who buy it as a gift for someone else, rather than for themselves. As the description concludes: “The FartVac is also a great gag or gift for those around you. “
You can buy the FartVac on Amazon for $11.99